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May 21 2013

wistfulbird:

Steven Universe

Rebecca Sugar’s dad posted this on YouTube, so now you can watch it if you don’t live in the US!

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dannerzz:

goodbye grandma

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the-songbird-cometh:

This is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever heard. It makes me well up every time I listen to it. Just perfect.

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alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

  • showers

things that are not enjoyable:

  • getting in the shower
  • getting out of the shower

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(Source: booasaur, via crrocs)

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ryumma:

what if you walked into a noisy sports bar with all the big men cheering a screaming and you looked at the tv and it was just a countdown to animal crossing new leaf

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vriksaserket:

vriksaserket:

i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly

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craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

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earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

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magehenry:

milkshakies:

magehenry:

milkshakies:

  IN THE MIDDL EOF HAVINGF  SEX WITH HOT HOT GOIRLFREIEND   YOU LAY YOUR VERY OWN LARG EEGG

are you okay

IU OCUYKLD BE HAVING HOT SEXY STEAMY EGG LAY9ING SEX RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE

get well soon

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